Thursday 14 January 2010

New Year Survival Trek – Laos



Well after the excesses of Christmas day we decided that having a quiet New Year would be better. So we left Vientiane the capital of Laos to try our luck at finding a trekking guide in the Phu Khao Khuay national Park.

You can do this trek through a company called green discovery, which is fine if you have a shed load of money to burn, which we didn’t. So we took some advice from the tourist office and decided to wing it.

We caught a local bus to a small place called Thatbot. The local bus was so amazingly slow and filled to the rafters with not only the passengers but the large array of goods they were also transporting. We had at least 3 full car exhaust systems laid out in the aisle, nestling alongside the sacks of rice. Each bus also carries a small contingent of women selling food for the journey. They get on and off the buses at different places and that’s what they do all day. We bought some baguettes but there was BBQ chicken, sticky rice and other items not identifiable to us.


We were safely unloaded at the right stop where were had to find some kind of transport to the village of Ban Hatkhai about 8km away. We had tried to phone the village elder who organises the treks but couldn’t get through the day before, so we had no one to collect us. We walked into Thatbot village and were told that a bus would be about a 3 hour wait so we persuaded a local guy heading towards the village to take us… cost us 20,000 kip (£1.60) for the ride. So there we were speeding up this dirt track sat in the bed of a pick up truck feeling very intrepid but still not sure if we had a trek or place or stay that night.

Lucky for us the pick-up driver dropped us off at the headman’s house who understood that the only reason ‘falang’ (white tourists) come to the village is to trek. His English was about the same as our Laos, Danny resorted describing the trek we wanted in pictures and that seemed to work a treat. That night we stayed in the headman’s house; a privilege for us and he was very generous with the rice whisky called ‘LaoLao’. We ended up having a great time trying to teach each other our languages. We weren’t feeling so happy the next morning when the village awoke with the dawn and therefore so did we.

There are a great many puppies in the village, during the night one of the little buggers had run off with Danny’s walking socks. Only the night before we realised that there were a lot of puppies and not many grown up dogs… We decided that Puppy Pie must be a village favourite, Danny wasn’t so happy about it… until the morning when he was sockless :).

Unsure how the days trekking was due to start we hung around, until a guide appeared. We had established that during the 2 night trek we would like to stay out in the wilds rather than back in a village. To do this we would have to sleep under the stars something I’d never done before. We had all the gear and borrowed a mosquito net. Our guide took us down to the river where we would begin our trek by travelling up stream for about 50 mins by canoe.


The guides carried all the food we’d need for 2 days away. They showed us a very small basket that contained two dead ducks that we would BBQ for the next few days. It was only when we got out of the boat at the other end we realised the ducks weren’t dead at all… how they got them into the basket I never want to know but their poor carriage conditions started to wear on my conscience by the time we had stopped for the day.



The boat we were to use for the next 2 days was a thin plank construction which was very low in the water with all the bags and food. The river level was also very very low so at times the boat had to be pushed off the sandbars that caught it as it was propelled up river by the ‘longtail’ motor. I was in charge of bailing the water out of the boat as we moved along.


The first day we trekked to a large 7 tier waterfall where we made camp for the day. After a simple luch of local foods, we went off to investigate the area while the two guides we had with us ‘Bundee’ and ‘Bundeyang’ dispatched the ducks and built a fire.


We were looking forward to BBQ duck roasting over the fire… but, it was not to be. For dinner the guides had made a very nice noodle soup with the carcass of the ducks the backbone mainly. And the heart, liver and lungs were given to us to eat along with the ducks head and feet. Never in the history of man was has one man been soooo disappointed with his dinner. I tried a little of the duck head, a bit of brain an beak but Danny was not feeling like eating wobbly bits he couldn’t readily identify.

It really bought us down to earth as nothing is ever wasted when the Lao people kill and cook an animal, it made me realise how much we throw away as inedible in the UK. Mainly the bits we were now eating. What we really wanted to know was what had happened the meat? We joked that they throw the good bits away as rubbish.


Soon after dinner the boys clean a nice rock by the river for us to sleep on and Danny set about building a frame to house the mosquito net. It was quite impressive and worked a treat. We spent a very comfortable night out on our rock listening to the frog chorus.
We were treat for breakfast to boiled river shrimp that the guides had caught overnight. I little over powering for me in the morning but Danny scoffed the lot.



Today was New Years Eve and we had another boat ride up the river to where the rapids started. At this time of year the water was very low so it was easy to scramble over the rocks to find ourselves a campsite for the night. The guides were worried it would rain so they found us a spot under a large bolder. We left our gear in camp and after lunch started the walk up the side of the gorge. We were heading up the steep side where we’d be rewarded with a view across the gorge and the Mekong river plane.

The walk up though the jungle was hard work in the heat. We followed a tiny path though the thick bamboo, which took us across dry river beds and eventually we followed a dry bed which bought us out of the jungle onto a very old lava flow. We weren’t expecting this as there are no volcanoes in Laos but it was unmistakeable. We followed the lava flow to the top of a cliff which dropped away dramatically in front of us to reveal the river way down in the bottom.

It was a real breathtaking view and Danny managed to scare the crap out of our guide by getting to close to the edge… as usual.

That evening we were treated to the remained of the duck, the good bits of meat this time, as well as some homemade soup and sticky rice. I’d of given anything right then for some mashed potatoes or some custard, I know strange choices but you get some weird craving s for western food. So there we were New year eve laying on a rock by this river watching the full moon rise over the jungle.

Earlier we’d used the river as our bathroom and jumped into a large pool and lathered up. It was all a great experience and the guides gave us some LaoLao, which kept us happily singing songs sat on our rock, till not quite midnight, but we were very tired.

The whole experience of the trek and village stay was so memorable. We had found some of the realness of Laos after the unrealness of the bars and drunk English that we had found in the bars of Vang Vieng at Christmas. I enjoyed being in Laos more than Thailand and Nepal, the Laos people are the ones that make the difference and for me these memories will stick with me the longest.

Monday 11 January 2010

Vang Vieng Trek Laos